How to go about asking a female on a date

[OR17TRD]

Guy: Excuse me

Girl: What!

Guy: My friend over there is a little embarrassed.

Girl: Why?

Guy: He wants your phone number.

Girl: Why?

Guy: He wants to know where he can get ahold of me in the morning.

 

[texasred]

Did you fall from heaven?

‘Cause your face is all ****ed up.



Wait......never mind.

 

[pondman]

Hey girl, your feet are having a party.... tell your pants to come on down.

Hey Gerl , I'm an Asswipe , with No Freakin Idea how to Talk to a Lady ...
Great Military men don't have that kind of problem...

 

[Bogunn]

Hey Gerl , I'm an Asswipe , with No Freakin Idea how to Talk to a Lady ...
Great Military men don't have that kind of problem... View attachment 21003

What are you talking about? And what is the pic for?

 

[pondman]

My 5 ton WWll personel carrier project, real men Don't drink beer ! We Slug Down 120 weight Gear lube ! For snacks And hug our wives in public ....

 

[Bogunn]

Hey Gerl , I'm an Asswipe , with No Freakin Idea how to Talk to a Lady ...
Great Military men don't have that kind of problem... View attachment 21003

Good to go

 

[kp.taco]

Good to go

[emoji23]Smh

 

[lcarrasco212]

Will you go out with me?
Smile for yes
Bark really loud like a chihuahua for no

 

[pondman]

How to get to where you want to be ... At less than 50 mph , but I still give my beautiful wife and talented kids the love and respect they rightfully Deserve...
It's not about how big and loud , it's about .... Shhhh.....

 

[whippersnapper02]

I definitely need to ask this Starbucks Barista out. Not sure why I have no balls when it comes to women.

 

[pondman]

I definitely need to ask this Starbucks Barista out. Not sure why I have no balls when it comes to women.

She knows Caribou is better coffee ... Or Green Tea ...

 

[lcarrasco212]

I definitely need to ask this Starbucks Barista out. Not sure why I have no balls when it comes to women.

Just say “I’ve been thinking about you latte”

 

[Bogunn]

Just say “I’ve been thinking about you latte”

Haha. That’ll do it

 

[Bogunn]

I definitely need to ask this Starbucks Barista out. Not sure why I have no balls when it comes to women.

Just say “I’m Nancy, do you wanna ride in my GTO?”

 

[whippersnapper02]

Just say “I’ve been thinking about you latte”

Bahahahahahaha!!!!

Just say “I’m Nancy, do you wanna ride in my GTO?”

I think she's younger so she probably won't know what Pontiac was.

 

[Bogunn]

Bahahahahahaha!!!!



I think she's younger so she probably won't know what Pontiac was.

Dang. Junior high?!? Pontiac has only been gone since 2010.

 

[whippersnapper02]

Dang. Junior high?!? Pontiac has only been gone since 2010.

If I were to guess I'd say she's about 25.

 

[Bogunn]

If I were to guess I'd say she's about 25.

That’s not bad. Just ask her out man. The worst she can do is say no.

 

[lcarrasco212]

Just say “I’m Nancy, do you wanna ride in my GTO?”

She’ll drop her panties as soon as she hears GTO with 6.0 and 3 pedals

 

[Bogunn]

She’ll drop her panties as soon as she hears GTO with 6.0 and 3 pedals

[emoji33]
Maybe so. Heck you’d probably drop your droors if Nancy would let you drive it. Lol!