How to go about asking a female on a date

[paughms]

I'm a 36 yo ugly trucker and single father of two young children, living paycheck to paycheck...my days are over...

 

[paughms]

Sit on your hand, til it falls asleep. They call it a "stranger".

 

[OR17TRD]

I'm a 36 yo ugly trucker and single father of two young children, living paycheck to paycheck...my days are over...

Sit on your hand, til it falls asleep. They call it a "stranger".

 

[Bogunn]

Say, "Show me your taco and I'll show you mine! It has a sweet bed, fyi!"

Hahaha.

Sit on your hand, til it falls asleep. They call it a "stranger".

That sounds like a trick learned in the sleeper of a truck cab. Lol

 

[Cape taco]

And don't put her in pit in the cellar ! That's bad ,bad ,bad .lol

 

[texasred]

And don't put her in pit in the cellar ! That's bad ,bad ,bad .lol

But how ya gonna get her to puts de lotion on de skin? [emoji51]

 

[Joisey]

And never play "Kawasaki" until she suggests it...........

 

[B.C.]

And never play "Kawasaki" until she suggests it...........

Very confused?!?!?!

I have asked out zero girls in my life until this year. I have been asked out many times, but it was weird to be the one asking.
So I have no advice!

 

[tooter]

Very confused?!?!?!

I have asked out zero girls in my life until this year. I have been asked out many times, but it was weird to be the one asking.
So I have no advice!

ive never asked a girl out on a date either, but my advice is just be genuine in all that you say and do.

but i would like to know what play kawasaki means? can you play yamaha or huskie too?

 

[B.C.]

ive never asked a girl out on a date either, but my advice is just be genuine in all that you say and do.

but i would like to know what play kawasaki means? can you play yamaha or huskie too?

I'm into KTM, Ducati, Triumph, and Honda myself

 

[tooter]

I'm into KTM, Ducati, Triumph, and Honda myself

mmmm, thems sexy!

 

[Joisey]

Very confused?!?!?!

I have asked out zero girls in my life until this year. I have been asked out many times, but it was weird to be the one asking.
So I have no advice!

You do know the meaning of the word "Kawasaki" from the golfing joke?

 

[B.C.]

No.

 

[Joisey]

No.

Some American and Japanese gentlemen were playing golf in Japan. Most of the times when the Americans hit the ball into the hole the Japanese gentlemen yelled "Kawasaki". Later that night everyone retired to a massage parlor for some 'exercise'. The room was dark and the American gentleman put Mr. Happy where he thought it belonged, only to hear the Japenese escort yell "Kawasaki".

Kawasaki mean wrong hole.

 

[B.C.]

Lol


Some girls really like it in all holes...they usually yell YES YES YES

 

[tooter]

wrong, earholes and noseholes are definitely taboo.

 

[tooter]

Joisey, i think i remember that joke now from a while back. too funny! i had to google kawasaki to see if it really meant that.

 

[B.C.]

Its actually an illness...i knew that one...

 

[Joisey]

Lol


Some girls really like it in all holes...they usually yell YES YES YES

The old line....3 holes, no waiting.

 

[Daria1998]

I'm a 36 yo ugly trucker and single father of two young children, living paycheck to paycheck...my days are over...

Do not worry. Perhaps it will be a great success soon. Good luck.