Chuck Norris

[Lil G]

 

[Lil G]

I tell you what. I have loved the Chuck Norris research. Great stuff

 

[OR17TRD]

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

 

[Lil G]

OR I think I peed alittle

 

[Lil G]

Jesus walked on water Chuck Norris swam on land. Chuck Norris doesn’t need gps he decides where he is.

 

[OR17TRD]

Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.

 

[Lil G]

There great aren’t they?

 

[Lil G]

When there’s a meteor shower Chuck Norris grabs a bar of soap. Hilarious

 

[OR17TRD]

Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."

 

[FX3S]

Best commercial in a long time

 

[B-Man]

You guys crack me up! LOL

 

[lcarrasco212]

Google’s email is gmail@chucknorris.com

 

[B-Man]

Google’s email is gmail@chucknorris.com

Good one! LOL

 

[Scott Wyman]

Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.

I thought it was AR-15?

 

[OR17TRD]

I thought it was AR-15?

Chuck Norris’s blood has blood it’s blood type it’s AR-15.

 

[OU81taco16]

*_*

 

[OR17TRD]

Remember one properly placed bullet stops any “tough “guy.

Chuck Norris gets shot by @OU81taco16 and dies. The end.

 

[B-Man]

Chuck Norris gets shot by @OU81taco16 and dies. The end.

LMAO

 

[OU81taco16]

*_*

 

[Scott Wyman]

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets with 9 bullets.