Chuck Norris

[lcarrasco212]

 

[Series6]

He gave me my first job out of high school. I got to spar with him once.

He won,

 

[Lil G]

That’s pretty dang neat. What year? I was wondering if he was young or older.

 

[Lil G]

You know he doesn’t flush a toilet he scares the **** out of it.

 

[kp.taco]

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups he pushes the earth down

 

[lcarrasco212]

Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty

 

[Series6]

That’s pretty dang neat. What year? I was wondering if he was young or older.

1970

 

[Lil G]

That’s before him being a movie star. Right? It was like late 70s or early 80s

 

[Bogunn]

1970

That’s really freaking cool.

That’s before him being a movie star. Right? It was like late 70s or early 80s

Way of the Dragon fight scene that made him a household name was 1972 I think.

 

[Lil G]

That’s really freaking cool.


Way of the Dragon fight scene that made him a household name was 1972 I think.

Well we all have had our Chuck Norris history lesson now. In all honesty I think I have laughed more on this thread than any. Great thread

 

[OR17TRD]

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear Tacoma Forum shirts. Tacoma Forum shirts wear Chuck Norris.
@Nathan

 

[Atomic Diesel]

Beneath Chuck's beard, there is no chin, only another fist.

 

[B-Man]

Lol

 

[Scott Wyman]

When Chuck Norris was born he slapped the doctor.

 

[OR17TRD]

Chuck Norris wasn’t born he escaped.

 

[lcarrasco212]

A rattlesnake once bit him.. 2 hrs later the rattlesnake died

 

[Atomic Diesel]

Chuck Norris wasn’t born he escaped.

Then drove his mom home from the hospital.

 

[SomeDirtyCuban]

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

 

[Lil G]

I read that he had sex with a woman and the woman’s mother got pregnant. Amazing

 

[B-Man]

I read that he had sex with a woman and the woman’s mother got pregnant. Amazing

Hahahahahaha!